"Joke - Wise Long-Suffering Wife"

As he lies on his deathbed, the rich, mean old man calls his long-suffering wife. "I want to take all my money and wealth with me," he tells her. "So I want you to promise that you'll put all my money in the coffin."

After the old man dies, his widow woman attends the memorial service with her long-time best friend. Just before the undertakers close the coffin, she put a small metal box inside the coffin. Her friend looks at her in horror. "Surely, you didn't put the money in there," she says. The widow replies, "I did promise him I would." "So I got all the money and deposited to my account and wrote him a check. If he can encash it, he can spend it.

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