MagBoypreng Nag aaway

Babae: Gago ka!

Lalake: Gago ka rin!

Babae: Tarantado!

Lalake: Tarantado ka rin!

Babae: Supot!


Lalake: Sorry na kasi, baby :)

Bwahahahahaha!

Joke: Girl Impossible to Find

Boy: Laro naman tau!

Girl: Ano naman laro?

Boy: Kahit ano basta huwag lang taguan.

Girl: Bakit naman ayaw mo ng taguan?

Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find!

hahahaha!

Joke: Because of Me

It's really nice to see lovers spending time together....

but what's lovely is...

when I see lovers...

quarelling because of Me.!

Joke: Now I know

"Parents tend to be very strict...

If their children are handsome/beautiful."

It's only this time that I realized...

Why my parents are very strict to me...

Joke: Kamatis na May Bagoong

Peter: Parekoy, ano ulam nyo mamaya?

Juan: Sweet tomatoe with sparkled salted fish!

Peter: Wow!!! Ang sarap naman... Ano un?!!!

Juan: Ay naku, Kamatis na may bagoong, tanga!

Haahaahaaa